Honey, look at my asshole twitching from an anal orgasm

If you like a dick in your ass, you also like to spread your asshole for sperm

Anal is a favorite form of contraception. Put it in your ass, it won't get in

If you want to make me feel good, get your ass ready, but anyone can suck my dick

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you